/* Author Martyn Everitt (www.1st-crowborough-beavers-cubs-scouts.org.uk)*/
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Text[1]= 'A foolish Explorer Scout and his money are soon partying.';
Text[2]= 'A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.';
Text[3]= 'A synonym is a word you use in place of one you can\'t spell.';
Text[4]= 'The computer says ...................................................................no.';
Text[5]= 'There are lies, damn lies and statistics.';
Text[6]= 'A Scout is courteous.';
Text[7]= 'If we don\'t change, we don\'t grow. If we don\'t grow, we aren\'t really living.';
Text[8]= 'A Scout is a friend to all, and a brother to every other Scout, no matter to what country, class or creed the other belongs.';
Text[9]= 'Artificial intelligence? Better than natural stupidity.';
Text[10]= 'A Scout is to be trusted.';
Text[11]= 'A Scout is loyal.';
Text[12]= 'Common sense is the least common of all senses.';
Text[13]= 'Copy from one is plagiarism. Copy from two is research.';
Text[14]= 'It is the weak who are cruel, and gentleness is to be expected from the strong';
Text[15]= 'Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.';
Text[16]= '1st Crowborough KNOWS how to have fun.';
Text[17]= 'Everyone has a right to be stupid, Some just abuse the privilege.';
Text[18]= 'A Scout\'s duty is to be useful and to help others.';
Text[19]= 'Cub Scouts always do their best.';
Text[20]= 'Cub Scouts think of others before themselves.';
Text[21]= 'The world belongs to the energetic';
Text[22]= 'Cub Scouts do a good turn every day.';
Text[23]= 'A Beaver Scout is kind and helpful.';
Text[24]= 'If you\'re too open-minded your brains will fall out.';
Text[25]= 'Crowborough Beaver Scouts always have fun.';
Text[26]= 'Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.';
Text[27]= 'Math problems? Call 01892-6647x(24+13)-(64-16)/2^14E2.';
Text[28]= 'Never say ... umm... never mind.';
Text[29]= 'Nine out of ten Explorers cannot spell dyslexia.';
Text[30]= 'Nobody ever died of laughter.';
Text[31]= 'Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.';
Text[32]= 'Sumo Wrestling: Survival of the fattest';
Text[33]= 'The future isn\'t what it used to be.';
Text[34]= 'Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.';
Text[35]= 'Be prepared, OK!';
Text[36]= 'Lead the life that will make you kindly & friendly to everyone about you, & you will be surprised what a happy life you will lead';
Text[37]= 'If you don\'t like my cooking, lower your standards.';
Text[38]= 'If you think you can, or if you think you can\'t, you\'re always right';
Text[39]= 'Always look on the bright side of life, (de do de do de do de do).';
Text[40]= 'Crowborough Scouts and Explorers never use bridges.';
Text[41]= 'You\'re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.';
Text[42]= 'If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you\'ll find you\'ve done it.';
Text[43]= 'Real knowledge is to know the extent of one\'s ignorance.';
Text[44]= 'On average, we forget 80 percent of what we learn on any given day.';
Text[45]= 'Things won are done; joy\'s soul lies in the doing.';
Text[46]= 'Lysdexia: a peech imspediment we live to learn with...';
Text[47]= '43.3% of statistics are meaningless!';
Text[48]= 'Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.';
Text[49]= 'A.A.A.A.A. - An organisation for drunks who drive.';
Text[50]= 'You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV';
Text[51]= 'Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty.';
Text[52]= 'Don\'t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.';
Text[53]= 'We do precision guesswork';
Text[54]= 'Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark';
Text[55]= 'No piece of paper can be folded in half more than nine times.';
Text[56]= 'If something goes without saying, LET IT!';
Text[57]= 'Help wanted -- telepathy: you know where to apply.';
Text[58]= 'He does not preach what he practices till he has practised what he preaches.';
Text[59]= 'Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.';
Text[60]= 'Always remember you\'re unique, just like everyone else.';
Text[61]= 'Parents, be nice to your Beavers, Cubs and Scouts. They\'ll choose your nursing home.';
Text[62]= 'A man who has committed a mistake and doesn\'t correct it is committing another mistake.';
Text[63]= 'Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.';
Text[64]= 'Expect the unexpected!';
Text[65]= 'You\'ll never break a horse if you\'re sittin\' on the fence';
Text[66]= 'All generalisations are false.';
Text[67]= 'Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.';
Text[68]= 'Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.';
Text[69]= 'I\'m smiling becasue I\'m your brother, I\'m laughing because you can\'t do anything about it';
Text[70]= 'It is as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.';
Text[71]= 'If you don\'t like the news, go out and make some';
Text[72]= 'Buy one for the price of two and get the second one free!';
Text[73]= 'Go out and do everything, stretch yourself every day.';
Text[74]= 'When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.';
Text[75]= 'Give me ambiguity or give me something else.';
Text[76]= 'Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot';
Text[77]= 'Opportunities often only come once, grab them with both hands.';
Text[78]= 'A Scout is thrifty.';
Text[79]= 'Dull people have very tidy rooms';
Text[80]= 'Drama is life with the dull parts cut out of it.';
Text[81]= 'I\'d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?';
Text[82]= 'Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise.';
Text[83]= 'If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging';
Text[84]= 'Never ask a barber if you need a haircut';
Text[85]= 'A day without sunshine is like, night.';
Text[86]= 'On the other hand, you have different fingers';
Text[87]= '99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.';
Text[88]= 'Remember, half the people you know are below average';
Text[89]= 'A Scout is clean in thought, word and deed.';
Text[90]= 'The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.';
Text[91]= 'Support bacteria. They\'re the only culture some people have.';
Text[92]= 'A Scout is loyal to his Queen, his Country, his Scouters, his Parents, his Employers, and those under him.';
Text[93]= 'A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.';
Text[94]= 'Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.';
Text[95]= 'Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!';
Text[96]= 'Hoot if you love peace and quiet';
Text[97]= 'What\'s the speed of dark?';
Text[98]= 'How do you tell when you\'re out of invisible ink?';
Text[99]= 'If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.';
Text[100]= 'When everything is coming your way, you\'re in the wrong lane.';
Text[101]= 'Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don\'t have film.';
Text[102]= 'If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?';
Text[103]= 'It is possible to lead a cow upstairs, but not down.';
Text[104]= 'What happens when a Scout gets scared half to death twice?';
Text[105]= 'A Scout smiles and whistles under all difficulties.';
Text[106]= 'Cub Scouts all do a good turn every day.';
Text[107]= 'Don\'t be irreplaceable. If you can\'t be replaced, you can\'t be promoted.';
Text[108]= 'We do not stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing.';
Text[109]= 'Beavers should never test the depth of the water with both feet.';
Text[110]= 'Why is the word abbreviation so long?';
Text[111]= 'It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.';
Text[112]= 'A Scout obeys the orders of his parents, Patrol Leader, or Scout Master without question.';
Text[113]= 'If you tell the truth, you don\'t have to remember anything.';
Text[114]= 'Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windscreen.';
Text[115]= 'Good judgement comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.';
Text[116]= 'The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.';
Text[117]= 'A Scout is a friend to animals and to all other created things.';
Text[118]= 'Generally speaking, you aren\'t learning much when your mouth is moving.';
Text[119]= 'Experience is something you don\'t get until just after you need it.';
Text[120]= 'Never miss a good chance to be quiet.';
Text[121]= 'Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.';
Text[122]= 'Cubs with loads of badges have long arms.';
Text[123]= 'A Scout\'s honour is to be trusted.';
Text[124]= 'I didn\'t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian';
Text[125]= 'Southon Scouts don\'t have to be mad but it sure helps.';
Text[126]= 'When the going gets tough, the tough go and get Akela!';Text[127]= 'Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world\'s population';
Text[128]= 'A Scout is friendly and considerate.';
Text[129]= 'Never confuse movement with action.';
Text[130]= 'A Scout belongs to the world-wide family of Scouts.';
Text[131]= 'A Scout has courage in all difficulties.';
Text[132]= 'A Scout makes good use of time and is careful of possessions and property.';
Text[133]= 'A Scout has self-respect and respect for others.';
Text[134]= 'There are three kinds of people in this world those who can count and those who can\'t.';
Text[135]= 'Money cannot buy you happiness.';
Text[136]= 'Never trust a doctor whose house plants are dead.';
Text[137]= 'If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos... Then havn\'t understood the situation!';
Text[138]= 'If at first you don\'t succeed, ask a Beaver leader.';
Text[139]= 'Never put off until tomorow what you have already done.';
Text[140]= 'Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.';
Text[141]= 'Too many cooks make light work.';
Text[142]= 'Remember Christmas is always less that 365 days away!.';
Text[143]= 'Indecision is the key to Flexibility.';
Text[144]= 'Patrol Leaders are not always perfect.';
Text[145]= 'Ctrl C and Ctrl V is Copy Right!';
Text[146]= 'Scout Leaders are not always perfect.';
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